No Oppo?

"BunkyTheMelon" (bunkythemelon) 05/25/2015 at 15:35 • Filed to: None

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Why did Oppo disappear from the dropdown menu on Jalopnik?

TheHondaBro > BunkyTheMelon 05/25/2015 at 15:37

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Look at the URL.

Apparently people on Oppo were plagiarizing and requesting press cars claiming they write for Jalopnik, so we finally got separated from the nipples of Jalopnik.

whoarder is tellurium > BunkyTheMelon 05/25/2015 at 15:38

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We’ve been banished. We’re the outcasts.

Forsaken.

All #things must start with oppo and no longer end in -lopnik.

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > TheHondaBro 05/25/2015 at 15:39

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What did you do?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BunkyTheMelon 05/25/2015 at 15:39

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > BunkyTheMelon 05/25/2015 at 15:39

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We were #blessed.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > BunkyTheMelon 05/25/2015 at 15:43

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We are now one with Kinja.

LongbowMkII > BunkyTheMelon 05/25/2015 at 15:43

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Because you touch yourself at night. This is God’s punishment.

Montalvo > BunkyTheMelon 05/25/2015 at 15:46

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It has begun! Oppo is now seceding from the FP.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/25/2015 at 15:46

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This dead horse has been beaten so much that is doesn’t really exist anymore.

whoarder is tellurium > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion 05/25/2015 at 15:47

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He tried to get a Versa Note press car.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 05/25/2015 at 15:48

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That explanation is goofy to me. This will not stop people from lying about their credentials to get access to something.

TheHondaBro > whoarder is tellurium 05/25/2015 at 15:49

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Nah, it was a Maserati Giblets. Wound up getting a Mirage instead.

CB > LongbowMkII 05/25/2015 at 15:58

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Will touching myself during the day instead of at night stop God’s punishment?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CB 05/25/2015 at 15:59

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It will double it.

LongbowMkII > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/25/2015 at 16:01

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oppo.gawker.com?

HAVE MERCY!!!

DasWauto > BunkyTheMelon 05/25/2015 at 17:11

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-change-to-…

BunkyTheMelon > DasWauto 05/26/2015 at 18:23

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How on earth did I miss that post? I’m only on here 39 hours a day!

BunkyTheMelon > CB 05/26/2015 at 18:25

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I like to think that every time I touch myself, god offs a cat.